Senor Tig's "Ay Yi Yi Es Muy Grande Gutbucket Breakfast Burritos"!

Special Cinco de Mayo recipe---

SENOR TIG'S "AY YI YI ES MUY GRANDE GUTBUCKET BREAKFAST BURRITOS".....
Gather together large quantities of---
Breakfast sausage,browned & crumbled
Bacon,likewise
Ham,diced & sauteed
Scrambled eggs
Chorizo,diced & browned
Onions,sweet peppers & celery,diced & sauteed
Jalapenos,diced & sauteed
White peppered gravy,prepared & ready to go
Shredded cheese(Pepper Jack would be good,but your choice)
Mushrooms,sauteed
Hash browns,hashed & browned
The largest flour tortillas you can find

Mix everything but the white peppered gravy & shredded cheese in a large bowl,fold to combine. Spoon a generous portion of the resulting concoction onto a flour tortilla,top with cheese & ladle a generous amount of white peppered gravy atop the goo. Fold tortilla as you would any burrito. Consume. Prepare another one for consumption.....of course the ingredients are merely guidelines....feel free to add more if you like.....